Seattle Sounders Thoroughly Whupped by Toronto FC

Rumor has it, the Seattle Sounders were in Toronto on Saturday to play for the MLS Cup Championship. I tuned in but didn’t see any Sounders that I recognized*.

I can’t remember the last time the Sounders were so emphatically played off the pitch. There was not one single moment in that match were I felt the Sounders deserved to share the pitch with TFC. That was gross.

*Actually, Stefan Frei looked like Stefan Frei. And Leerdam looked like a rockstar. But that’s it, just two of 11 players played like they wanted to win. I know, I know, “wanted to win” is Neoplatonic bullcrap (and I don’t mean the ice cream), but it sure looked like that.

Updated: March 10, 2018 — 3:41 pm
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