Through the Perilous Fight: USMNT Escape Death!!!!

The USMNT persevered through the perilous fight against a heavily-favored German squad. Despite the 1-nil loss, the Stars and Stripes are through the Group of Death and nothing else matters. We’ll probably face Belgium, maybe (and it’s a loooong maybe) Algeria in the Sweet Sixteen. Can we win? Sure. Do I care right now? Hell no.

Go eat some red meat (or Field Roast), drink a Budweiser (or Coca-Cola or non-fluoridated water), listen to some Elvis (or Beyonce or Bon Jovi or Victor Jara), or whatever makes you feel ‘Murican! July 4th came early. USA! USA!

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